### **🔥 Sex, Death & Sheep: The Most Insane News You’ll Hear Today! 🔥**
Buckle up, folks! TMVP is bringing you the **wildest** live news rundown yet! We’ve got a tragic adult film mishap, a deep dive into humanity’s 11,000-year love affair with sheep (not like that… we hope), and enough inappropriate jokes to get us banned in several countries.
🚨 **A pornstar falls to her death mid-scene—was it an accident or something darker?**
🐑 **Ancient DNA reveals humans and sheep have been *very* close for thousands of years—maybe too close.**
🤣 **Inappropriate humor? Snarky jokes? You already know.**
**Come for the news, stay for the chaos.**
🎙 Hosted by *The Reverend, Professor Mike Litoris* with your favorite ringmaster, *Matty Rockdef!*
🔴 **LIVE NOW – Watch or forever wonder what you missed!**
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