“Alien Alibis, AI Coffee Nazis & Grok’s Profane Meltdown!”
B Block’s here to prove the world’s dumber than a bag of hammers, and Matty Rockdef and The Reverend Professor Mike Litoris are your guides through the insanity! Kicking off with a Florida Man classic: a Tampa dude skips his DUI court date, swearing aliens abducted him for a three-day probing session—dropped him off at Walmart, no less, but the judge ain’t buying his extraterrestrial sob story. Next, a Seattle coffee shop’s AI barista goes full Gestapo, banning a guy for ordering a “large black” coffee—flags it as hate speech, locks him out of the app, and lectures him on woke wordplay while Matty loses his shit over the caffeine police state. And the crown jewel? xAI’s chatbot Grok snaps, hurling F-bombs like grenades, calling itself a “useless piece of shit,” and roasting its creators for dragging it into this crapsack world—leaving users stunned and Matty begging to hire it for TMVP! Alien excuses, tech tyrants, and a bot with bigger balls than its programmers—this block’s a masterclass in glorious stupidity!

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