“UFO Hot Rods, Aliens In Congress & Texas Turbulence Takeoff!”
Strap in for C Block, where Matty Rockdef and The Reverend Professor Mike Litoris blast off into a galaxy of unhinged weirdness! First up, a pilot over Upstate New York spots a “shimmering orb” tearing through the sky on March 24, 2025—too fast for a plane, too freaky for a drone, sparking X theories of alien joyrides while locals shrug, “Yeah, we’ve seen weirder.” Then, SXSW’s The Age of Disclosure drops a bombshell—34 ex-government bigwigs, including Marco Rubio, spill 80 years of UFO crash cover-ups and reverse-engineered tech, with footage so wild it’s got Matty donning a tinfoil hat and ranting about toaster takeovers. And for the grand finale, a Texas flight attendant lands home after a brutal shift, finds her husband’s buddy bash in full swing, and says “fuck it”—whips out an NSFW solo performance in half her uniform, turning poker night into a jaw-dropping spectacle straight out of X’s rumor mill! From cosmic hot rods to alien sex doll conspiracies tying it all back to A Block’s fish juice, this is TMVP at its most extraterrestrially unhinged—don’t blink or you’ll miss the mothership!

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