B Block: Shit In Space – The Cosmic Downward Spiral

Buckle up and drop the kids off at the cryo-chamber—this B Block is a galactic mess. From Soviet space junk hurtling toward Earth to Elon Musk’s plan to turn Texas into Muskville, the Reverend explores all the ways the human race is aiming for the stars and still managing to suck. With Russia reportedly eyeing SpaceX satellites and astro-biologists warning aliens might look more like space mold than Martian babes, it's safe to say we’re not ready for First Contact. But if Baba Vanga is right, our alien overlords are on their way—and Matty’s ready to bend over and welcome them with open… arms.
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