🎙️ A BLOCK — “Earholes On Fire & Reality Check Roulette”

Description:
We kick things off with media mayhem, musical mayhem, and literal mayhem. Malcolm-Jamal Warner might be dead. Or not. Ozzy Osbourne definitely is, and he had the decency to die on schedule. Florida Woman continues to prove she’s the state’s final boss. Then Riki Rockdef reluctantly brings the tea in her chaotic Reality Roundup—where generational trauma, $1K phones, and Bravo tax drama collide.

Snappy Titles:

• “Malcolm-Jamal Warner Dead? We Don’t F***in’ Know”

• “Ozzy Bites the Bat, the Dust, and Our A Block Deadline”

• “Florida Woman Goes Full Demon—Ears Will Be Bitten”

Hashtags:
#GenXFeels #TheoGate #RIPOzzy #RealityRoundup #FloridaWoman #TMVP #ChaosUnscripted #RikiReports #MalcolmMaybe #BravoBreakdown