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🦠 THE MEDIA VIRUS WEEKLY 🦠 Your Weekly Dose of Delightful Degeneracy Episode #248 Drops: Wednesday 8/21, 8:30PM EDT TheMediaVirus.com | Spotify | Apple Podcasts Call in: 1-646-VIRUS-01 | Email: Media.Virus.Hole@gmail.com 🎧 Listen on Spotify 🍏 Listen on Apple Podcasts ▶️ Watch on YouTube 🎵 Listen on Amazon Music 🤡…

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🦠 THE MEDIA VIRUS WEEKLY 🦠
Your Weekly Dose of Delightful Degeneracy
Episode #248 Drops: Wednesday 8/21, 8:30PM EDT
TheMediaVirus.com | Spotify | Apple Podcasts
Call in: 1-646-VIRUS-01 | Email: Media.Virus.Hole@gmail.com
🎧 Listen on Spotify 🍏 Listen on Apple Podcasts ▶️ Watch on YouTube 🎵 Listen on Amazon Music

🤡 THIS WEEK’S TRASH FIRE ROUNDUP 🤡

FLORIDA MAN STRIKES AGAIN: JESTER’S WILD
In news absolutely no one saw coming (except literally everyone), a 51-year-old Florida man was arrested for threatening a landscaper with a 12-inch dagger—while in full jester costume. Mowers, medieval intimidation, and a mugshot for the ages. #FloridaMan #JesterJustice
AI APOCALYPSE UPDATE: ZOMBIE STARTUPS
Silicon Valley is now producing ‘AI Zombie Deals’—tech giants harvest talent and leave behind undead companies. Even robots staged a walkout in Shanghai. #AIZombies #RobotWalkout
CELEBRITY CHAOS: $400M HOLLYWOOD MELTDOWN
Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni’s kitchen-sink lawsuit war hits $400 million. Ryan Reynolds has entered the chat. #HollywoodMeltdown
BRAIN ROT SUMMER: POP CULTURE IS DEAD
2025—The “Summer of Brain Rot.” Barbie and Brat summer? Gone. Now it’s all Jet2 holidays and TikTok AI-generated bunny videos. Peak civilization, folks. #BrainRotSummer

🏠 DELAWARE LOCAL VIRAL LOAD 🏠

  • RIP Gov. Mike Castle: Flags at half-staff after the last Republican Delaware governor passes at 86.
  • CANNABIS COMEDY: Delaware launches recreational cannabis sales—because 2025 desperately needed giggles.
  • TOLL BOOTH TRAUMA: New toll rates went live August 15. Who doesn’t love paying more just to drive?

🎙️ TUNE IN WEDNESDAY!

  • 💨 Sponsor Shoutout: Big thanks to our friends at Botana Organics — Delaware’s homegrown source for premium hemp. 🌱 3650 Silverside Road, Talleyville, DE. BotanaOrganics.com Because the grass really is greener.
  • This Week’s Segments:
    • A BLOCK: 🎙️- End of Days & Reality Meltdowns This week, TMVP kicks off with the apocalypse: 🌋 A volcano that could end humanity 🤖 Robots failing at the World Robot Games 🐰 Horny horned rabbits straight out of hell 👶 AI that quits mid-chat like your laziest intern Then Ricky’s Reality Round-Up dives into: ⚓ Below Deck scandals (did it happen or didn’t it?) 🍝 RHONJ drama (Joe Giudice never shuts up) 👛 Next Gen NYC (nepo-babies with allowances bigger than your paycheck)
    • B BLOCK: 🎤 B BLOCK — Interview with Jared Maxwell From combat zones to cop cars to page-turning thrillers—Jared Maxwell has done it all. He joins TMVP to talk about: Why book reviews are scarier than bullets How Hollywood would inevitably screw up his story Whether writing is therapy or just paid trauma dumping Grab his book The Last Gunfighter—before Hollywood casts Pete Davidson as the lead.
    • C BLOCK: 🐚 C BLOCK — Clams, Clowns & Clickbait The Reverend, Professor Mike Litoris goes deep (too deep) into: Vulvas under attack (rope climbs, bikes, tight underwear—oh my) Half of UK women not knowing how many holes they have (yikes) ChatGPT almost convincing a man to jump off a roof Pop Mart turning creepy toys into a billion-dollar empire Triple H & Stephanie McMahon spotted soaking up sun in Mykonos before Clash in Paris
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