Skeletons on stripper poles, masked “pranksters,” and elephants on a pumpkin-smashing rampage — Halloween 2025 proves that America’s spooky spirit comes with a criminal record. Matty Rockdef, The Rev. Prof. Mike LiToris, and Riki Rockdef take a snark-filled stroll through haunted cul-de-sacs, feral pets, and HOA hypocrisy. Because nothing says “festive” like pole-dancing bones and felony-adjacent fun.

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