⁠We started whole new show from the old one we've been doing⁠. Mule-Brained Philosophizing: IKEA’s 20-Inch Hot Dog & Internet Brain RotWelcome to the Mule-Brained Philosophizing C Block — where decorum is fake and the news gets dumber by the second.This week:• IKEA launches a 20-inch hot dog in the UAE and the internet completely loses its mind• The global glizzy arms race officially begins• We explore food court excess, internet obsession, and why everything online feels louder, longer, and worseIt’s philosophy, but dumb. News, but horny. Commentary, but absolutely unhelpful.Just the way we like it.

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