Welcome to The Standard Assholes — not metric, not polite, not calibrated for comfort.This week’s “Dear Assholes” includes:Steam-room gym betrayals.Secret 11-follower thirst accounts.Emotional affairs fueled by tiramisu.Suspiciously clean phones.Situationship jealousy at 2 a.m.Wildlife documentary dirty talk.Post-breakup streaming password entanglements.Risky texts sent to the family group chat.Tinder dates with your dentist.And Olympic-level roommate performance judging.Plus Weekend Update-style jokes about:Frozen sidewalks.Drone surveillance poop criminals.Questionable Olympic training techniques.And news so dark it needs SPF 500.We are unfiltered.Unmeasured.Absolutely up to standard.New episodes Wednesdays at 10-ish.Gasoline drops Fridays.🔥 Hashtags:#StandardAssholes#DearAssholes#ComedyPodcast#DarkComedy#RelationshipDrama#Situationship#WeekendUpdateStyle#Unfiltered#TMVP#SavageAdvice🎙️ New to streaming or looking to level up? Check out StreamYard and get $10 discount! 😍 https://ift.tt/ZiURSXM
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https://ift.tt/c8XxFVb https://ift.tt/VK1cQyF February 13, 2026 Welcome to The Standard Assholes — not metric, not polite, not calibrated for comfort.This week’s “Dear Assholes” includes:Steam-room gym betrayals.Secret 11-follower thirst accounts.Emotional affairs fueled by tiramisu.Suspiciously clean phones.Situationship jealousy at 2 a.m.Wildlife documentary dirty talk.Post-breakup streaming password entanglements.Risky texts sent to the family group…
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