The Dungeon Rabbits

🛑 BREAKING: THE “NO DICK-TATOR” DEFENSE WINS IN COURT

CAPTION: Justice is served… and it’s 7-feet tall.

In a stunning victory for the First Amendment, 62-year-old Renea Gamble—affectionately known as “Aunt Tifa”—has defeated the state of Alabama. Arrested for protesting in a massive, inflatable phallic costume, Gamble argued that her “No Dick-Tator” ensemble was protected speech. The court agreed.

TMVP TAKE: If you’re going to fight for your rights, you might as well do it in a suit that requires a leaf blower to put on.

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