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I am admittedly, a fixer…
I’ve known this about myself for a long time. It’s not a secret… I was born into it, my Dad was a fixer, his Dad before him a legendary fixer…… Read more.
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Isn’t it Ironic, Don’t You Think?!🎼🎵🎶
While charging my wife’s medical alert necklace, Lola saw fit to knock it from the table where it was to the floor, and then it had fallen. In an ironic… Read more.
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In a World Where So Many People…
In a World Where So Many People… claim to eat ass, one might think that we would hear the word “anallingus” a lot more than we do… You know like… Read more.
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The Left Ear–Anal Nexus: A Deep Dive Into The Body’s Most Misunderstood Corridor
New evidence suggests the left ear and the anus are engaged in a rich, ongoing conversation — and we have been ignoring it for centuries. Read more.
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Eyebrows: Humanity’s Most Underrated Operating System
There are two kinds of people in this world:People who have never once thought about their eyebrows……and people who just realized, mid-scroll, that they’ve been carrying two tiny, expressive caterpillars… Read more.
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🕵️ Matador Discovers that ‘Taking the Bull by the Horns’ Doesn’t Apply to the Backside 🐂🍑
A veteran Spanish matador is currently recovering from what the headlines are calling a “gruesome rectal goring” after a bull decided to stop playing along with the cape routine. During… Read more.
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BAMBI’S REVENGE:
Louisiana Chinese Spot Caught Dressing Up Roadkill in the Freezer Because nothing says “Authentic Cuisine” like a deer that just lost a fight with a Ford F-150. PINEVILLE, LA —… Read more.
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🐻 THE GRIZZLY TRUTH: THE BEAR SUIT INSURANCE HEIST
CAPTION: Caught on “Paw-trol”: The most obvious fraud in history. Three California men are facing the music after a “bear” was caught on camera vandalizing a Rolls Royce Ghost. The… Read more.
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🛑 BREAKING: THE “NO DICK-TATOR” DEFENSE WINS IN COURT
CAPTION: Justice is served… and it’s 7-feet tall. In a stunning victory for the First Amendment, 62-year-old Renea Gamble—affectionately known as “Aunt Tifa”—has defeated the state of Alabama. Arrested for… Read more.
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