A veteran Spanish matador is currently recovering from what the headlines are calling a “gruesome rectal goring” after a bull decided to stop playing along with the cape routine. During a performance in Spain, the bull managed to get under the matador’s guard, launching him into the air and delivering a horn-first “inspection” of his lower anatomy that required immediate, and presumably very awkward, surgery. WHY IT WORKS: It is the perfect blend of “Nature Strikes Back” and instant karma—a 6’3″ “bull in a china shop” like Matty can finally celebrate a bull getting a clean “win”. TAGS: Nature Strikes Back, Karma, Bull-Proctology, Taurus Season Justice