Category: lab notes

Looking Back…
November 1, 2026
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WE’RE SELLING OUT! TMVP Announces Its Bold New Micro-Sponsorship Strategy
October 19, 2026
WE’RE SELLING OUT! TMVP Announces Its Bold New Micro-Sponsorship Strategy
Rev. Prof. Mike LiToris as “Head Injury Guy”
July 20, 2026
So, I usually talk shit on your locker room and bathroom mirror selfies, but here I am, a moment after I was wrapped on an industrial shoot, because this selfie was the last stop that “Head Injury Guy” made before I washed him right out of my hair and off my face. Always a pleasure…
The Cycles that Matter…
July 14, 2026
Every breath of air and every sip of water on the planet is the same air and water cycling since Earth came together to race around the sun. So, that means that every breath of air and sip of water that ever passed you lips has also been squeezed through buttholes, lots of buttholes… Happy…
**THE APOCALYPSE HAS A REGULATORY PAPERTRAIL**
July 14, 2026
**THE APOCALYPSE HAS A REGULATORY PAPERTRAIL**
PSA: Fireworks Safety
July 4, 2026
At this time when we are all drinking and smoking and playing with explosives and incindiaries to show our patriotism, please take a moment to read, digest, and fully understand this warning.
The Science of Avoiding Stupid People (Without Becoming One Yourself)
June 29, 2026
Professor Mike LiToris explores the science of dealing with stupid people, emotional intelligence, toxic personalities, and protecting your peace—with plenty of Media Virus humor.