In this B-Block, Matty and Mike take you on a tour through the nightmare fuel of world Christmas folklore — the monsters ancient cultures used before Elf on the Shelf industrialized child surveillance. AND, as if that isn't enough, Pete has audio woes and Matty and Mike talk ach other off that ledge…Featuring:🐐 Krampus — Santa’s pissed-off HR department👹 Grýla — Iceland’s child-stewing mountain ogress🐈 The Yule Cat — giant demon kitty that eats kids who don’t get new clothes🧵 The Yule Lads — 13 goblin frat boys with extremely specific pranks👵 Frau Perchta — the Belly-Ripper (yes, really)🗡️ Père Fouettard — Santa’s violent French intern
👵 Fucking GrsMunkey PeteA terrifying global tour… with jokes.🔥 HASHTAGS#TMVP #ChristmasFolklore #Krampus #YuleCat #Grýla #FrauPerchta #HolidayMythology #DarkHistory #ComedyPodcast #ChristmasSpecial #Folklore #MythologyNerd #HolidayTraditions #GrsMunkeyPete🎙️ New to streaming or looking to level up? Check out StreamYard and get $10 discount! 😍 https://ift.tt/BRpJcn9
Welcome to A-Block of The Media Virus Podcast, where Matty Rockdef and The Reverend Professor Mike Litoris deliver the holiday PSA absolutely nobody asked for but everyone needs.We cover:🎄 Why Christmas crime retrospectives are way too dark🧣 The OFFICIAL TMVP Holiday PSA (survive the holidays, idiots)🪧 Anti-Santa signs in Canada💡 Offensive Christmas light displays (glowing… shapes we can’t describe here)🚴♂️ Florida porch pirates on bicycles😇 Dirt-angel fugitivesIt’s the holidays — let’s point and laugh as the world burns in twinkly LED lights.🔥 HASHTAGS#TMVP #TheMediaVirusPodcast #ChristmasPSA #HolidayFails #WarOnTinsel #FloridaMan #PorchPirate #TrueCrimeComedy #ComedyPodcast #HolidayHumor #DarkComedy #AntiSanta #ChristmasLightsFail🎙️ New to streaming or looking to level up? Check out StreamYard and get $10 discount! 😍 https://ift.tt/mWv3H7K
The C Block is completely off the rails as Big Daddy storms the set with “Cheese Crusty Feet” and we dive straight into x-rated Christmas design fails, filthy holiday Would-You-Rathers, and the motherf***in’ replacements of the week: Moldy-Fruitcake, Menorah-Fondling Fire-Fumbler, and the Multicultural-Festive Fuck-Up.Then it’s Big Daddy’s Link List Review, featuring:• the 81-year-old legend who WON “Best Technique” at a lesbian pie-eating contest• insane holiday fails from BuzzFeed• drunk Santas, slurred carols, candy-cane assaults, and moreThis clip is absolute Christmas degeneracy — TMVP style.HASHTAGS#TMVP#MediaVirusPodcast#CBlock#BigDaddy#HolidayFails#NSFWChristmas#DirtyChristmas#XmasComedy#WeirdNews#BuzzfeedFails#LesbianPieEatingContest#HolidayDegeneracy#ComedyPodcast#WeirdInternet#UnhingedChristmas
In the B Block, Matty drops his “Top 10 Last-Minute Gift Recommendations” — also known as the ten worst gift ideas in human history — while Mike and Riki roast every choice in real time.From DNA test kits destined for biotech farms, to smart adult toys that need firmware updates, to “one size fits all” clothing that fits no one, to the classic fire extinguisher-that-implies-you-can’t-cook… this list is pure Christmas sabotage.Plus: the Botana Organics reads, extra holiday stupidity, and Mike sprinkling cocaine-icing wisdom over the entire segment.This is the clip that will ruin at least one family Christmas this year.
This week on TMVP’s A Block, Matty Rockdef, Reverend Professor Mike Litoris, and Riki Rockdef unwrap a fresh pile of Christmas chaos: Temu’s unhinged wall décor that can’t spell “CHRISTMAS,” a Maine burglar who broke in just to unwrap presents and take a nap, a Florida Man who straight-up kidnapped an inflatable Santa in broad daylight, NORAD’s Santa Tracker getting hijacked by conspiracy nuts, and the internet’s worst holiday design fails from Bored Panda.It’s holiday stupidity delivered with the precision of a drunk reindeer.If you’ve ever wondered what happens when Christmas spirit meets Florida energy… this is your episode.HASHTAGS#TMVP #MediaVirusPodcast #ChristmasFails #HolidayFails #WeirdNews #TrueWeirdNews#TemuFail #TemuDisaster #FloridaMan #SantaFail #BoredPandaFails #ChristmasNews#NORADSantaTracker #ComedyPodcast #HolidayComedy #UnhingedChristmas #XmasFails2025🎙️ New to streaming or looking to level up? Check out StreamYard and get $10 discount! 😍 https://ift.tt/NDs02kQ
So, I ran across this piece listing the 10 Oh, So Forgotten Ways of the Now Decrepit Gen X, that supposedly make us stronger, and it’s pretty spot on… This brief list of things that make us better, could help the young ones…
C Block serves up a full platter of Thanksgiving filth as TMVP unleashes a new lineup of M-F replacements that no normal family gathering could survive. From Mashed-Potato Fondlers to Miracle-Whip Fanatics, this block is festive profanity at its finest.
Then we dive into a series of deranged Thanksgiving “Would You Rather?” questions before Big Daddy Stanly McFadden weighs in on the Festival of Exploding Hammers in Mexico. Yes — exploding hammers. Yes — it’s real. Yes — it’s absolutely TMVP material.
The Magically Flatulating C Block remains undefeated.
B Block starts right at Riki’s Bravo cliffhanger — a Thanksgiving meltdown only Bravo fans can deliver. From family feuds to table-flipping energy, she sets the tone perfectly before TMVP shifts from reality TV chaos to cosmic nonsense.
NASA finally revealed fresh data on interstellar visitor 3I/ATLAS, confirming it’s a comet while the internet screams “ALIENS!” Meanwhile, Avi Loeb logs back on to pitch the idea of mini-probes, baby drones, and whatever else keeps astronomers awake at night. Matty and Mike break down the science, the speculation, and the spiraling.
A perfect blend of Bravo drama and space drama. Classic TMVP.
A Block comes in boiling hot as Campbell’s Soup steps on every possible rake. Matty, Mike, and Riki break down the lawsuit, the leaked recording, and the executive who called their own products “food for poor people.” Add in some alleged racism and a cybersecurity guy who forgot that phones exist, and you’ve got pure TMVP energy.
Then we roll into holiday chaos, Nevada family fights, and Thanksgiving-level stupidity. Corporate meltdowns, domestic throwdowns, and Matty’s childhood soup trauma all collide here. This block is loud, messy, and gloriously combustible.
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