C Block: “OnlyFlans, Tentacle Temptations & Nuclear Nuttin’”

Strap in for the TMVP After Dark segment as Professor Mike Litoris takes us down the filthy back alleys of the internet. OnlyFans creators spiral into spaghetti-fueled stunts, Pornhub's stats make Freud roll in his grave, and apparently radiation exposure makes hentai… hotter? From AI lovers to post-nuclear pervs, this is the kind of depravity that would make even the algorithm blush.
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🅲 C BLOCK🎯 Title: “Smut Pit Symphony: Crabs Get Horny, Socks Get Sniffed, and Celibacy Gets Deadly”

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It’s the unfiltered C Block with Big Daddy and Grease Monkey Pete, where the rails are gone, and your morals are on life support. We dive into stories like hermit crabs turned on by ocean trash, a man who caught a lung infection from sniffing his own socks, and a groom who ran off with his fiancée’s mom. Also: science says not getting laid might actually kill you.
This isn’t news—it’s a circus where the clowns are horny, confused, and probably high on foot fungus.

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🅱️ B BLOCK🎯 Title: “Truth Is Stranger Than Florida: Boa Constrictors, Poop Palaces & Alien Corpses”

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In the B Block, it’s a one-way trip down the rabbit hole of absurdity. Cat dads might be psychopaths, Michigan homes are being used as human litter boxes, and a woman tried to sneak a four-foot snake onto a plane… in her pants. Oh, and the Pentagon casually confirmed alien bodies are real, but yeah—no big deal.
We also tackle AI fake-Drake, real lawsuits over feces, and the slow realization that we’re living in a cartoon written by a drunk octopus.

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🅰️ A BLOCK🎯 Title: “Rocket Queens & Space MILFs: Houston, We Have Lip Gloss”

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This week in the A Block, The Media Virus Podcast takes you to the final frontier of fabulous with Cosmic Kardashian Chaos. Katy Perry, Gayle King, and Lauren Sánchez blast off with Blue Origin on a glammed-up galactic joyride, because why conquer the music charts or morning news when you can flex in zero gravity? With designer flight suits, acapella performances, and Oprah ugly crying on Earth, this isn’t NASA—it’s Real Housewives of the Kármán Line.
Also, Rev. Mike Litoris reminds us that space is already a vacuum… we don’t need the influencers there too.
Strap in for a journey that’s more sparkle than science.

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#BlueOriginBling #SpaceMILFs #VIPassToOrbit #TMVP #ZeroGravityZaddies #AssInAstronaut #KatyKissedDirt

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