🤖🚦💻 #AICreeps #QuantumSupremacy #TrafficSnitch #TMVP #AIisWatching

AI is watching your kids, quantum computers are flexing their supremacy, and UK traffic cameras are snitching harder than your ex. We’re diving into the terrifying world of surveillance, technology, and the ever-growing robot takeover. Plus, Matty goes on a well-earned AI rant that might just get us put on a government watchlist. If you like paranoia with a side of comedy, this block’s for you.

🐶💀🐀 #BulldogBandits #TSAFails #RatSnack #TMVP #WeirdNews

From fake seizures to stolen puppies, tonight’s show kicks off with a tail-wagging crime story straight out of a bad improv class. Then, we slide into TSA’s latest bizarre discovery—a guy trying to smuggle a live turtle in his pants. And just when you thought things couldn’t get weirder, we take a bite out of New York’s latest street delicacy: raw rat. Buckle up, because this block is packed with crime, chaos, and questionable life choices.

C Block: Plane Toilets, Disturbing Justice & More TMVP Shenanigans!

✈️ FLUSHED AWAY: Air India’s Mid-Air Mess!
Air India passengers hit rock bottom—literally—when their flight was forced to turn around mid-air after eight of the twelve toilets became hopelessly clogged with clothes, rags, and an actual pair of underwear. 💩✈️ What the hell is going on at 35,000 feet? The TMVP crew flushes out the details, so you never make a similar mistake while taking a mile-high dump.
#ToiletTerror #CloggedAt35kFeet #FlushResponsibly #TMVPNews

⚰️ "The Ultimate Casket Block: Funeral Home Worker Delivers Post-Mortem Justice"
A Texas embalmer is in deep trouble after she decided a sex offender’s corpse needed a little extra punishment—so she castrated him and stuffed the evidence right in his own mouth. 😳 Was it a revenge-fueled final snip or just a case of really aggressive creative expression? Matty and Mike discuss whether this is a final boss-level vigilante move or the most twisted open-casket surprise of all time. 💀✂️ #CasketBlock #HoustonWeHaveADismember #RevengeFromBeyondTheGrave

🐷 Art or Animal Abuse? Chilean Artist’s Piglet Prison Break
Controversial artist Marco Evaristti had big plans—literally starving three piglets to death as a performance piece to protest industrial meat production. But animal activists had other ideas and stole the pigs before he could finish his, uh… “masterpiece.” Now, he says he’s okay with it, but he’s got new plans involving already-dead piglets in a transparent fridge. 🤢
So, was this artistic genius or just psychopath behavior in a gallery setting? Matty and Mike get disgustingly philosophical. #PorkPrisonBreak #ArtOrAtrocity #BaconJustice #TMVP226🐷 Art or Animal Abuse? Chilean Artist’s Piglet Prison Break
Controversial artist Marco Evaristti had big plans—literally starving three piglets to death as a performance piece to protest industrial meat production. But animal activists had other ideas and stole the pigs before he could finish his, uh… “masterpiece.” Now, he says he’s okay with it, but he’s got new plans involving already-dead piglets in a transparent fridge. 🤢
So, was this artistic genius or just psychopath behavior in a gallery setting? Matty and Mike get disgustingly philosophical. #PorkPrisonBreak #ArtOrAtrocity #BaconJustice #TMVP226

🎤 Big Daddy Asks #53 + Stanley’s Improv Mayhem!
The one and only Big Daddy returns with yet another mind-melting question that will make you rethink everything you know about the universe—and possibly your own life choices. 🤯 Plus, Stanley drops in with an improv update, so buckle up for whatever unhinged nonsense he’s about to bring to the table. You don’t wanna miss this! #BigDaddyAsks #TMVPImprov #PodcastGold #TMVP226

B Block: The Real-World Horror Show – Campus Crackdown

🎓 Columbia’s Latest Protester? Detained by ICE!
Protests are heating up at Columbia University after Palestinian activist & green card holder Mahmoud Khalil was arrested by ICE in what many are calling a politically motivated crackdown.
Trump’s immigration policies are back in full force, Columbia just lost $400M in federal funding, and the Department of Education is investigating 60 more schools for alleged antisemitism. But is this about protecting students or just flexing government muscle? The TMVP crew takes a flamethrower to this hot mess of a story. #CampusCrackdown #FreeSpeechOrNah #TrumpVsTheWoke #TMVPNews

A Block: The Unhinged Opening Act – Bad News, Wendy’s Escape Attempt & Twin-credible MAFS Drama

🚗 Bad news hits different when you’re behind the wheel of a car… The Reverend, Professor Mike Litoris kicks off this week’s show with a high-speed monologue about dodging idiot drivers, unexpected hospital calls, and the terrifying moment when you become the responsible adult in your family. 💀

Then, we take a hard left into the world of Wendy Williams, who was recently caught tossing a handwritten note out of her wellness center window, begging for help! 🤯 Is she trapped in Hollywood’s real-life version of Shutter Island? Is she actually calling for help, or is she just craving a pizza delivery? #FreeWendy #WendyWilliams #WindowWoes #TMVP226

And in peak reality TV nonsense, Married at First Sight just set up a groom with his wife’s identical twin—who also happens to be his ex. Because what’s a wedding without a little incest-adjacent drama? Matty & Mike dissect the ultimate case of “I swear I thought you were someone else” and ask the important questions: Did this guy really not notice his wife was exactly like his ex? And where’s the twin telepathy when you need it?! #MAFSDrama #SeeingDouble #TwinTrouble #DumpsterFireTV