224a: "Jabbed and Jaded: The Vaccine Side Effect Shuffle"

This segment covers:

• A Yale study revealing unexpected side effects of COVID-19 vaccines

• Cases of severe symptoms in some vaccine recipients

• Criticism of how these cases were initially dismissed by medical professionals

• A humorous take on the situation, including potential new vaccine side effect names

Hashtags: #TMVP #JabbedAndJaded #SideEffectsMayInclude #OopsOurBad #FollowTheScienceButWatchYourBack

C Block: Risqué Tributes and Cop Car Capers

The final block takes a scandalous and hilarious turn, with #TMVPsAnnualInMemoriam, honoring #AdultFilmStars who took their final bows with #IrreverentTributes. From #Overdoses to #TragicFalls, #MattyAndMike somehow manage to pay respects while delivering punchlines that would make even the most seasoned comedians blush. The block rounds out with a #HamptonCop's disastrous encounter with an #EntrepreneurialEscort who made off with his #SquadCar, proving that sometimes the #LongArmOfTheLaw gets a little… distracted. Plus, a look at #Seoul's cash incentives for #Newlyweds and a wild ride through #WhatYourFavoriteBedroomPositionSays about your relationship—because at #TMVP, nothing is sacred, and everything is up for a laugh.

B Block: Cosmic Calamities and FaceTime Fatalities

In the heart of the show, #TMVP delivers a one-two punch of #CelestialDoom and #FloridaMan absurdity. #Asteroid2024YR4 looms on the horizon, with a #2Point3PercentChance of crashing Earth's Christmas party in 2032—a festive disaster with the explosive force of #500Hiroshimas. As #MattyAndMike contemplate front-row seats to the #Apocalypse, the conversation turns to a #NorthFloridaMan who quite literally walked into oblivion, #DrowningMidVideoCall. With #DarkHumor flowing as freely as the pond water, this segment serves up #ExistentialDread and #MorbidComedy, TMVP-style.

A Block: The Opening Chaos and Public Pity Parties

This week on #TheMediaVirusPodcast, we kick things off with a swirling storm of #TechnicalDifficulties, #DonutDoubleEntendres, and the emotional fragility of a #PerthPodcaster. As #MattyRockdef recounts his morning apocalypse and a close encounter with an #ElectricalBlackout, the team shifts gears to cover the viral meltdown of #AustralianPodcaster Jack McIntosh. When #TikToker Jordan Tan rejected his invitation to "discuss" #Feminism, Jack responded with a symphony of #TearsAndTantrums, proving once again that #RejectionIsNotOppression—it’s just Tuesday. Get ready for a blistering roast of #Mansplaining, #PublicPityParties, and why #TimHortons' "Timbits" might just be the dirtiest snack on the market.