The Wildest News Roundup Yet! Buckle up, folks! Join Matty Rockdef and The Reverend, Professor Mike Litoris for a snark-filled, inappropriate, and utterly hilarious live breakdown of the most outrageous stories of the week. From Ivy League assassins to radicalized youth waging war on capitalism, we’ll laugh, learn, and point fingers as the world burns around us. You won’t want to miss this! *Hashtags:* #TMVPNews#IvyLeagueChaos#ManifestoMadness#CapitalismClash#GhostGunGiggles#SnarkyNews#LetsPointAndLaugh
**Title: *Gold Teslas, Driving Rats, Bills Fans, and a Rogue Mayor: TMVP’s Episode 213 Turn your videos into live streams with https://restream.io
Welcome to the ultimate TMVP livestream, where no story is too wild, no pun too cringe-worthy, and no joke too inappropriate. Reverend Professor Mike Litoris and Matty Rockdef are bringing you a chaotic roundup of the most bizarre, hilarious, and jaw-dropping news stories this side of the internet.
🎥 **Stories Featured Tonight:**
🚗 *Gold Rush on Wheels:* A Tesla Cybertruck goes 24-karat fabulous—until the owner decides to ditch the Midas touch.
🐭 *Rats Behind the Wheel:* Scientists teach rats to drive, proving they’re better at parallel parking than most humans.
🏈 *Bills Mafia Gone Rogue:* A drunk fan takes unsportsmanlike conduct to a new low, shoving a young cancer survivor at a 49ers game.
🏛️ *Mayhem in McColl:* A mayor in hot pursuit—literally—meets a tragic end after his entire police force resigns.
It’s part news, part comedy roast, and all TMVP chaos. Tune in for snarky commentary, questionable humor, and more hashtags than you can shake a mic at.
Title: TMVP Live: Chaos, Capitalism, and Ghost Guns The Wildest News Roundup Yet! Buckle up, folks! Join Matty Rockdef and The Reverend, Professor Mike Litoris for a snark-filled, inappropriate, and utterly hilarious live breakdown of the most outrageous stories of the week. From Ivy League assassins to radicalized youth waging war on capitalism, we’ll laugh, learn, and point fingers as the world burns around us. You won’t want to miss this!
Pete and Matty and Mike chat with Trevor, another of the fine folks that PML has met at work…. AND….
Episode Description: The Media Virus Podcast 213A Title: Golden Goose or Fool’s Gold? The $60K Cybertruck Makeover
The TMVP crew is back with another packed episode, blending hilarity, absurdity, and sharp takes on the week’s most baffling stories.
Gold-Plated Cybertruck:
Matty Rockdef and Reverend Professor Mike Litoris dive into the tale of a Tesla Cybertruck that got a $60,000 gold-plated makeover, only to end up scratched and auctioned for charity. Is this peak opulence or the ultimate gilded regret? #CyberTrucked
Driving Rodents:
Scientists teaching rats to drive tiny cars? Yes, it’s a thing. Rev. Mike explains how this rodent road trip is sharpening tiny brains and sparking big laughs. #FrootLoop500
NFL Drama:
A drunk Bills fan shoves a young cancer survivor, but the aftermath shows the best of humanity. Matty and Mike explore the resilience of Mia DeCamilla and the kindness that followed. #BillsBetterBehave
Small-Town Chaos:
McColl, SC’s mayor crashes—literally and figuratively—after losing his police force. The guys break down this small-town scandal with their signature wit. #McCollMayhem
Get ready for laughs, insight, and the TMVP crew’s unmatched brand of satire. Hit play and let’s infect your ears with the news you didn’t know you needed!
Episode 213A: From Turkey Bombs to Banana Art – The Media Virus Podcast
This week, we dive into the absurd, the bizarre, and the downright hilarious. Join Matty Rockdef and the Infection Team as they navigate the madness of Thanksgiving aftermath and beyond.
Turkey Airdrop Madness: An Alaskan pilot channels their inner Arthur Carlson, turning Thanksgiving into an extreme sport by airdropping frozen turkeys. It's less festive, more projectile poultry!
Old Man Down: The world’s oldest man is dead, and now we’re looking for the next granny-chasing champion to take his place. RIP John Alfred Tinniswood—112 years of moderation, fish, and chips.
Thanksgiving Text to Tradition: The story of Wanda and Jamal warms our hearts (and our ovens) as their accidental Thanksgiving bond continues for a ninth year, proving that family is what you make it.
Million-Dollar Banana: Crypto mogul Justin Sun eats a $6.2 million banana taped to a wall, redefining art, arrogance, and potassium-packed snack time.
Plus, Matty’s Black Friday rant gives us all the retail therapy we didn’t know we needed. From last-minute shoppers to badge-wielding hogs, he’s got tales of hilarity and horror from the mall floor.
Tune in, laugh out loud, and maybe even learn something (but probably not).
#TurkeyBomb #OldestManAlive #BananaGate #TMVPNews
🎙 The Media Virus Podcast: Infectious Humor, Deadly Insight.
**Title: *Gold Teslas, Driving Rats, Bills Fans, and a Rogue Mayor: TMVP’s Episode 213 Welcome to the ultimate TMVP livestream, where no story is too wild, no pun too cringe-worthy, and no joke too inappropriate. Reverend Professor Mike Litoris and Matty Rockdef are bringing you a chaotic roundup of the most bizarre, hilarious, and jaw-dropping news stories this side of the internet.
🎥 **Stories Featured Tonight:**
🚗 *Gold Rush on Wheels:* A Tesla Cybertruck goes 24-karat fabulous—until the owner decides to ditch the Midas touch.
🐭 *Rats Behind the Wheel:* Scientists teach rats to drive, proving they’re better at parallel parking than most humans.
🏈 *Bills Mafia Gone Rogue:* A drunk fan takes unsportsmanlike conduct to a new low, shoving a young cancer survivor at a 49ers game.
🏛️ *Mayhem in McColl:* A mayor in hot pursuit—literally—meets a tragic end after his entire police force resigns.
It’s part news, part comedy roast, and all TMVP chaos. Tune in for snarky commentary, questionable humor, and more hashtags than you can shake a mic at.
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