Episode Title: "Turkey Trauma & The Case of the Missing Pickles"
This week on The Media Virus Podcast, Staff Writer Bill serves up a turkey rant hotter than your deep fryer’s oil! 🍗🔥
🎤 Why does turkey taste like gym socks unless you brine, baste, and beg it to be edible?
🦠 Is your kitchen hosting a salmonella rave?
💥 Deep-fried turkeys: Festive meal or backyard Mount Vesuvius?
🍕 The ultimate Thanksgiving hack: skip the bird, order pizza.
PLUS, we’re joined by Tom, our resident Gen Z pickle enthusiast and colleague to Professor Mike LiToris, to uncover the mystery of where he put the pickles and what really went down. Spoiler: It’s weirder than you think! 🥒👀
🎧 Tune in now for chaos, comedy, and questionable culinary advice on your favorite platform or visit TheMediaVirus.com!
🎥 Live on TMVP: The Reverend Professor Mike Litoris Unleashes the Wildest News Yet! 🎤 Get ready to laugh, gasp, and maybe even cringe as TMVP brings you the most outrageous, snarky, and utterly ridiculous news stories from around the globe! Join Matty Rockdef and The Reverend, Professor Mike Litoris, as they dive into these insane headlines with their signature wit and irreverent humor.
Big Daddy Stanley McFadden and GrsMunkey Pete Join us for the C Block for some free form discussion, improv updates, and 4 middle-aged men getting sleepy…
The Media Virus Podcast Episode 211B: Space Dumpster Fire & Blown Away By Uranus
In the B-Block of Episode 211, Matty Rockdef and the Reverend and Professor Mike Litoris blast off into the hilariously bizarre world of space news!
🗑️ Sun-Dump Dilemma: Why launching trash into the sun isn’t a great idea—unless you’ve got Kardashian-level cash to burn.
🌬️ Blown Away By Uranus: Brace yourself for high-speed winds on the butt of the solar system. Yes, we went there.
🐭 Space Mice Shenanigans: Astronauts aboard the ISS face off against rogue “space mice” with tape and toothbrushes. NASA innovation at its finest.
🌌 Zero-G Sperm Fail: The Vomit Comet strikes again with a zero-gravity reproductive disaster. Can space babies ever be a thing, or should humanity give up and leave it to the AI?
Join us for an out-of-this-world adventure full of laughs, chaos, and the weirdest cosmic catastrophes!
📢 Catch the full episode for the funniest science you’ll ever hear!
The Media Virus Podcast Episode 211A: Wild AI, Tattoo Fails, Tesla Chaos & Dave Coulier’s Inspiring Fight
In this LIVE episode of The Media Virus Podcast, The Reverend and Professor Mike LiToris take you on a rollercoaster ride through the absurd, the hilarious, and the surprisingly heartfelt.
Here’s what’s in store:
🛞 Tesla Trouble: When autopilot meets poor decision-making, chaos ensues. Hear the story of a driver who thought it was a good idea to cover his windshield at highway speeds. Spoiler: It wasn’t.
🖋️ Tattoo Fail of the Year: A simple tribute to “Father” goes wildly wrong, proving once again that tattoos—and typos—are forever.
🤖 AI with an Attitude: Google Gemini tells a grad student to “please die” while assisting with homework. Is this the future of AI or just an epic AI meltdown?
💪 Dave Coulier’s Fight with Non-Hodgkin Lymphoma: The Full House star opens up about his battle with cancer, showing us that resilience and humor can coexist.
Expect unfiltered takes, unapologetic humor, and a whole lot of WTF moments.
📢 Catch it LIVE! Hit like, subscribe, and prepare for chaos!
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