The C Block is completely off the rails as Big Daddy storms the set with “Cheese Crusty Feet” and we dive straight into x-rated Christmas design fails, filthy holiday Would-You-Rathers, and the motherf***in’ replacements of the week: Moldy-Fruitcake, Menorah-Fondling Fire-Fumbler, and the Multicultural-Festive Fuck-Up.Then it’s Big Daddy’s Link List Review, featuring:• the 81-year-old legend who WON “Best Technique” at a lesbian pie-eating contest• insane holiday fails from BuzzFeed• drunk Santas, slurred carols, candy-cane assaults, and moreThis clip is absolute Christmas degeneracy — TMVP style.HASHTAGS#TMVP#MediaVirusPodcast#CBlock#BigDaddy#HolidayFails#NSFWChristmas#DirtyChristmas#XmasComedy#WeirdNews#BuzzfeedFails#LesbianPieEatingContest#HolidayDegeneracy#ComedyPodcast#WeirdInternet#UnhingedChristmas
In the B Block, Matty drops his “Top 10 Last-Minute Gift Recommendations” — also known as the ten worst gift ideas in human history — while Mike and Riki roast every choice in real time.From DNA test kits destined for biotech farms, to smart adult toys that need firmware updates, to “one size fits all” clothing that fits no one, to the classic fire extinguisher-that-implies-you-can’t-cook… this list is pure Christmas sabotage.Plus: the Botana Organics reads, extra holiday stupidity, and Mike sprinkling cocaine-icing wisdom over the entire segment.This is the clip that will ruin at least one family Christmas this year.
So, I ran across this piece listing the 10 Oh, So Forgotten Ways of the Now Decrepit Gen X, that supposedly make us stronger, and it’s pretty spot on… This brief list of things that make us better, could help the young ones…
C Block serves up a full platter of Thanksgiving filth as TMVP unleashes a new lineup of M-F replacements that no normal family gathering could survive. From Mashed-Potato Fondlers to Miracle-Whip Fanatics, this block is festive profanity at its finest.
Then we dive into a series of deranged Thanksgiving “Would You Rather?” questions before Big Daddy Stanly McFadden weighs in on the Festival of Exploding Hammers in Mexico. Yes — exploding hammers. Yes — it’s real. Yes — it’s absolutely TMVP material.
The Magically Flatulating C Block remains undefeated.
B Block starts right at Riki’s Bravo cliffhanger — a Thanksgiving meltdown only Bravo fans can deliver. From family feuds to table-flipping energy, she sets the tone perfectly before TMVP shifts from reality TV chaos to cosmic nonsense.
NASA finally revealed fresh data on interstellar visitor 3I/ATLAS, confirming it’s a comet while the internet screams “ALIENS!” Meanwhile, Avi Loeb logs back on to pitch the idea of mini-probes, baby drones, and whatever else keeps astronomers awake at night. Matty and Mike break down the science, the speculation, and the spiraling.
A perfect blend of Bravo drama and space drama. Classic TMVP.
A Block comes in boiling hot as Campbell’s Soup steps on every possible rake. Matty, Mike, and Riki break down the lawsuit, the leaked recording, and the executive who called their own products “food for poor people.” Add in some alleged racism and a cybersecurity guy who forgot that phones exist, and you’ve got pure TMVP energy.
Then we roll into holiday chaos, Nevada family fights, and Thanksgiving-level stupidity. Corporate meltdowns, domestic throwdowns, and Matty’s childhood soup trauma all collide here. This block is loud, messy, and gloriously combustible.
Time for the mustard-farting chaos of the C Block. We jump into another round of “Is Pete Smarter Than a Box of Rocks?” — the only game show where the sentient being is the underdog. Pete flops, the rocks remain undefeated. Then we dive into the Trump/Clinton presidential BJ scandal with fully bipartisan filth before finishing with the clue sheet for next week’s Mad Libs meltdown. This is the part of the show HR would object to… if TMVP had HR. Hashtags: #TMVP #MediaVirusPodcast #CBlock #BoxOfRocks #PeteVsRocks #TrumpScandal #ClintonRumor #Blowjobgate #PoliticalComedy #MadLibsChaos #ComedyPodcast #MattyRockdef #MikeLitoris
The crew breaks down the Matilda Effect — history’s long, proud tradition of men taking full credit for women’s scientific discoveries. We dive into the cases of Rosalind Franklin, Lise Meitner, Jocelyn Bell Burnell, the ENIAC programmers, Mary Anning, and more. Equal parts brutal truth and TMVP’s signature sarcasm, this segment exposes the systemic credit-stealing, erasure, and academic BS baked into the history of science. Hashtags: #TMVP #MediaVirusPodcast #MatildaEffect #WomenInScience #ScientificHistory #NobelSnubs #RosalindFranklin #LiseMeitner #JocelynBellBurnell #ENIAC #MaryAnning #ScienceComedy #FeministHistory #BBlock
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