According to police reports, the pair were “taking the skin boat to tuna town” in the backseat of their parked vehicle by the riverside. Things took a turn when the ditsy broad accidentally disengaged the car from park, sending it rolling into the water. After he finished, they both managed to swim to safety, but their SUV wasn’t so lucky. It took crews until 9 AM to fully remove the vehicle from the river. When the man was asked why they were making love by the Schuylkill River he responded “It’s the only thing that covers the smell.”

This incident marks the second time this month a car has been found in the Schuylkill River. Just two weeks ago, another vehicle was discovered, though no occupants were found, but TMVP theorizes it was probably the same chic. Stay tuned for more quirky news stories, and remember, folks, always keep your car in park!

Get ready for a laugh riot as Matty Rockdef, Riki, Mike, Big Daddy, and Grease Monkey Pete tackle Screen Rant’s ranking of the best ’80s sitcoms in this side-splitting segment of The Media Virus Podcast. The gang doesn’t hold back as they debate, roast, and reminisce about the shows that defined a generation. From the wholesome to the downright bizarre, no sitcom is safe from their comedic scrutiny!

Highlights:

Matty’s epic rant on “The Cosby Show” and why it should come with a disclaimer.
Riki’s disastrous yet hysterical attempt to recreate the “Dance of Joy” from “Perfect Strangers” – spoiler: it ends with a pulled muscle.
Mike’s trivia tidbits about “Coach” that somehow lead to a debate on the best sports movies of all time.
Big Daddy’s teenage crush confession on Kirk Cameron from “Growing Pains” – complete with embarrassing diary entries.
Grease Monkey Pete’s theory on why “ALF” was actually an alien documentary disguised as a sitcom.
Join us for a nostalgic trip down memory lane filled with laughter, heated discussions, and a few surprising revelations. This episode is guaranteed to make you laugh until you cry – or at least until you pull a muscle trying to dance like Balki Bartokomous!

Surprisingly, some employees have attributed the smell to plumbing issues. But other employees were heard saying, I think Denise farted. She smells like that sometimes. I’m aware of the tragic situation. They did not say that. Matt added that. I read this article.

Authorities have launched an investigation, but preliminary reports indicate no signs of foul play or child’s play or foreplay. The Maricopa County Medical Center is yet to determine the cause of death, but they are sure it was something.

Wells Fargo has expressed deep sadness over the loss of their colleague and assured that counseling services are available at personal expense for effective employees. Not personal company emphasized its commitment to workforce safety and would prefer if people didn’t die there. This incident has sparked a heated debate on social media about workplace culture and employee well -being.

Many are questioning how such a situation could go unnoticed for days in a modern office environment. Like when I shit in the ficus plant. As this story continues to develop, it serves as a stark reminder for the importance of workplace awareness of possible dead people and the need for robust systems to ensure employees die at home. Stay tuned for further updates on this developing story. This is the –

Professor Mike Latouris reporting for TMVP News. Poor Miss Denise!

Miss Denise is out here dead at work and here go you two. Wheezing. Big Daddy’s laugh is coming from his lungs, from his sternum. Basically makes me Ron Burgundy. You realize that, right? What’s that? This makes me Ron Burgundy. Well, yeah, if he didn’t break, if he didn’t break, it’d be great.

All we need is Fred Willard to pop up in the corner and say, God damn it, people. Didn’t I tell you that Burgundy will say anything you put on the phone? Big Daddy, what are you going to say? I was doing OK until she smelled like that sometime. That was the beginning. I know!

So I don’t know if you said the real news story or not because I was taken aback to say the least it’s It’s just been embellished a tiny bit by Matt I don’t know that it was something about they thought they were having a plumbing issue Yeah, so they ignored that’s what they mentioned

That’s what the smell comment was not that Denise. Yeah, that’s right. Rest peacefully now.

No, wait. The grim discovery was made by security personnel after a foul order was noticed in the building. Surprisingly, some employees had attributed this smell to plumbing issues. But other employees were saying I faked Denise farting. She smells like that sometimes.