Matty kicks off the show with a Planet Fitness locker room violation so severe it should’ve come with a trigger warning and a clergy member. From there we slide directly into the chaotic saga of Olivia Henderson — the DoorDash driver who filmed a naked customer in his own home and somehow claimed she was the victim. Then we blast off for the 3I/ATLAS roundup: the dramatic, possibly sentient, interstellar diva making scientists fight like BravoCon cast members. Nudity, felonies, astrophysics beef — peak TMVP energy. Hashtags: #TMVP #MediaVirusPodcast #PlanetFitnessFail #LockerRoomHorror #DoorDashDrama #OliviaHenderson #UnlawfulSurveillance #FelonyTikTok #3IATLAS #SpaceWeirdness #AviLoeb #ComedyPodcast #MattyRockdef #MikeLitoris
Description: With Pete missing in action, TMVP throws out the playbook and goes full chaos mode. Big Daddy joins Matty and the Rev. Prof. Mike LiToris for a freeform C Block that starts with a deep dive into a new study claiming “mathematics proves the universe isn’t a simulation.” Naturally, the crew tears it apart — arguing that if the universe were simulated, this is exactly the kind of peer-reviewed gaslighting it would produce. From Gödel to quantum weirdness to Big Daddy’s personal guarantee that “the code is glitching,” the segment swerves between philosophy, paranoia, and punchlines. A loose, unhinged, mustard-farting C Block — exactly the way the simulation intended.
Matty and Mike break down Congress’s latest attempt at legislative self-sabotage: a cannabinoid cap bill so restrictive it could turn CBD lotion into contraband. The boys call out lobbyists, bad science, and the breathtaking ability of lawmakers to fix what isn’t broken while ignoring everything that is. It’s part civic lesson, part righteous rant, and part stoner sermon — complete with a call to action for listeners to contact their reps before half the wellness industry gets nuked. A classic TMVP mix of fury, facts, and baked sarcasm.
Description: This week on TMVP, Matty Rockdef, The Rev. Prof. Mike LiToris, and Riki Rockdef take a guided tour through America's most reliable content generator: Florida. A drunk poultry expert turns a debate about egg counts into a live-fire demonstration, a pantsless fugitive chooses a porta potty as his fortress of solitude, and a wild boar smashes into someone’s living room like a hog-shaped SWAT team. Plus: sign-stealing wannabe criminals, a blind pigeon who just wants out, and Riki’s Thanksgiving-themed ramen roulette featuring “Turkey Dinner” and “Pumpkin Pie” soup cups from hell. Then the team dives into Miss Universe scandals, #MomTok soft swingers, clock-less reality shows, and the internet taking DWTS drama way too seriously.
The Infection Team celebrates five years with two classic TMVP traditions: The Hypothetical Roommate Game — Post-Apocalypse Edition and the courtroom cluster known as Defend or Deny. Matty prosecutes, Mike incriminates himself, and everyone else just pleads the Fifth. From meth dealers with vision boards to puppets on dryer sheets, this is TMVP at its most infectious.
Five years ago, TMVP infected the airwaves — and it never got better. Matty, Mike, Pete, and Big Daddy celebrate 687 episodes of beautiful degeneracy: puppets with addictions, banned games, and FCC violations that turned into punchlines. Then the boys “leak” a lost Lennon–McCartney phone call and call it journalism. It’s reflection, self-congratulation, and barely contained chaos — the TMVP way.
The Media Virus Podcast turns five, and somehow humanity hasn’t improved. This week, Matty Rockdef and The Rev. Prof. Mike LiToris dive headfirst into a parade of natural-selection rejects: a DUI inmate costume, a murder suspect running a side hustle in meth, teachers rewriting Roman history, and a roller coaster rescue straight out of a Darwin Award nomination. Also featuring Riki Rockdef’s brutal honesty and Matty’s automotive pee-pee confession.
It’s the monster-fondling finale! The TMVP crew resurrects the “Internet Vestibule of Popularity” before diving into Would You Rather: Halloween Horrors Edition. Matty Rockdef hosts as The Rev., Big Daddy, and Grease Monkey Pete face impossible choices: haunted browser histories, ex-zombies, demonic moms, and influencer apocalypses. It’s spooky, stupid, and perfectly TMVP.
Before the jokes resume, TMVP pauses to honor a legend. The Rev. Prof. Mike LiToris delivers a heartfelt tribute to Philadelphia radio icon Pierre Robert (1955 – 2025), the long-haired conscience of rock who made every listener feel like family. Then Matty Rockdef lightens the gloom with his last-minute Halloween costume guide for the emotionally unstable, the financially doomed, and the spiritually exhausted.
Skeletons on stripper poles, masked “pranksters,” and elephants on a pumpkin-smashing rampage — Halloween 2025 proves that America’s spooky spirit comes with a criminal record. Matty Rockdef, The Rev. Prof. Mike LiToris, and Riki Rockdef take a snark-filled stroll through haunted cul-de-sacs, feral pets, and HOA hypocrisy. Because nothing says “festive” like pole-dancing bones and felony-adjacent fun.
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