Welcome to another quirky and chaotic episode of The Media Virus Podcast! In episode 197, your host, The Reverend and Professor Mike Litoris, brings you the latest and most unusual stories from around the globe. Buckle up for a wild ride as we dive into these bizarre headlines:

1. **Perfect Simulation Gone Wrong**: In Wildwood, New Jersey, a golf cart set up to simulate drunk driving at a community event took its role a bit too seriously. Driven by a juvenile attendee and a police officer, the cart went on a joyride of chaos, mowing down five unsuspecting bystanders. Thankfully, no one was seriously hurt, but the event organizers might want to rethink their slogan: “Simulated Drunk Driving – Now with Real Consequences!”

2. **Bear Cub Mystery Solved**: Independent presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has confessed to dumping a dead bear cub in Central Park a decade ago. The mystery, which made headlines in 2014, has finally been solved. Kennedy revealed he found the bear as roadkill and intended to take it home, but after a long day of falconry and a late dinner, he decided to stage the bear in Central Park to make it look like it had been hit by a bicycle. This unusual confession adds to the series of eccentric stories surrounding Kennedy’s campaign.

3. **Disney’s Legal Gymnastics**: In a plot twist that even Disney couldn’t script, the entertainment giant is trying to get a wrongful death lawsuit thrown out because the plaintiff once signed up for Disney+! Jeffrey Piccolo is suing Disney after his wife tragically died from a severe allergic reaction at a Disney Springs restaurant. Disney’s lawyers argue that because Piccolo signed up for a Disney+ trial in 2019, he agreed to arbitrate all disputes, including this one. The judge has yet to make a final ruling, leaving legal experts scratching their heads.

4. **Starbucks Struggles**: Starbucks is facing a wave of customer dissatisfaction, leading many to abandon the popular coffee chain. High prices, long wait times, and incessant tip prompts are the main reasons for frustration. Despite efforts to attract customers with promotions and new CEO Brian Niccol’s leadership, the chain saw a six percent drop in US orders in the fourth fiscal quarter of 2024. The once beloved Gen-Z staple is now struggling to maintain its customer base.

5. **Diabetic Monks on Tour**: Health officials in Cambodia are urging the public to stop donating energy drinks to Buddhist monks due to a significant rise in diabetes cases among the monastic community. Dr. Bun Socheat, a diabetes specialist, highlighted that monks are now more likely to develop diabetes compared to the general population. Officials are asking for healthier alternatives to be considered.

6. **Olympic Controversy**: Dutch beach volleyball player Steven van de Velde, who served prison time for raping a 12-year-old girl, faced loud boos every time he served during his matches at the Paris Olympics. Despite the hostile reception, he and his partner Matthew Immers managed to win their second match. Van de Velde broke down in tears after being booed by the crowd.

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1. **Applebee’s Drama:** Shawneesha Cobbs, 28, from Chicago, found herself in hot water after sharing her ‘All You Can Eat’ appetizer special with friends at an Applebee’s in Portage, Indiana. The restaurant’s strict ‘no sharing’ policy led to a heated altercation and her eventual arrest for disorderly conduct. Sharing may be caring, but at Applebee’s, it could also land you in jail!

2. **Chicken Wing Heist:** Vera Liddell, 68, a school worker from Illinois, was sentenced to nine years in prison for stealing $1.5 million worth of chicken wings. As the director of food services at Harvey School District 152, she placed unauthorized orders for over 11,000 cases of wings during the COVID-19 pandemic. Crime doesn’t pay, especially when it involves chicken wings!

3. **Boneless Wing Controversy:** In a head-scratching ruling, the Ohio Supreme Court decided that restaurants are not responsible for injuries caused by bones in boneless chicken wings. The case began when Michael Berkheimer swallowed a bone while enjoying his boneless wings. The court ruled that ‘boneless’ does not mean ‘bone-free,’ and customers should be aware of the possibility of bones.

Jack Karlson, the man behind the iconic ‘succulent Chinese meal’ meme, has passed away at the age of 82. Karlson shot to fame after a video of his dramatic 1991 arrest outside a Chinese restaurant in Brisbane went viral. In the video, Karlson famously exclaimed, ‘Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest,’ and ‘What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?’1.
Stay tuned for more quirky news updates right here on TMVP. I’m The Reverend and Professor Mike Litoris, signing off with a smile!

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