Sorry it's late, kids, Prof. Mike fell asleep at the controls…
Description: Welcome to the Musty Farting chaos pit: Defend or Deny takes aim at your worst habits, Will & Jada stage a reboot, surgeons self-amputate for fun and profit, and the internet discovers serial poopers and TikTok pissers. Civilization: circling the drain since forever.
Description: Artificial sweeteners frying your brain, your eco-bottle turning into a germ rave, and TikTok-happy clinic staff mocking pee samples—Health Watch proves once again that modern living is hazardous to your dignity.
Description: From Afghanistan’s deadly quake to Florida rolling the dice on kids’ immune systems, we’re serving a hot plate of chaos. Toss in a baby stealing the US Open spotlight, Rolling Ray’s farewell, and Julianne Hough embracing cringe—we’ve got a viral buffet of news that’ll hit harder than a shroom trip in the Catskills.
Title: Pete Fails to Join the Party: Names That Don’t Translate & Total Chaos Description: The C Block is where dignity dies — Pete fails to join the party, we butcher Mandarin with American names that sound filthy, dive into a bizarre Spotify rabbit hole, and let the train go gloriously off the tracks. This is the block your parents warned you about. Hashtags: #TMVP #TheMediaVirusPodcast #ComedyPodcast #ChaosReigns #DarkHumor #OffTheRails #NSFWPodcast #MandarinFails #PeteFails
Title: Kerry Blaser & the Quantum Soul-Sex Chronicles Description: Our guest Kerry Blaser, author of My Inner Heroine: Exploring Feminine Pain, takes us on a ride through childhood trauma, inherited wounds, shamanic awakenings, and why Andrew Tate somehow counts as one of her heroes. Strap in for physics, psychology, and a little soul-to-soul sex talk. Hashtags: #TMVP #TheMediaVirusPodcast #PodcastInterview #TraumaHealing #FemininePower #QuantumWeirdness #ShamanLife #AndrewTate #BookTalk
Title: From Pickpockets to Prime Rib: TikTok Lies & Missouri’s Meat Apocalypse Description: This week, TikTok turns a Venetian mom-brawl into a New York ghost story, Missouri highways double as a demolition derby, and 40,000 pounds of ribeye go up in smoke — handled by a vegan firefighter on her first day. Plus, Shein proves fast fashion can be killer… literally. Hashtags: #TMVP #TheMediaVirusPodcast #ViralNews #WTFNews #PodcastLife #DarkHumor #ComedyPodcast #ViralMadness #PickpocketKarma #HighwayBBQ #SheinFail
C Block — Headlines, Pigs & Public Nudity Matty rewrites garbage clickbait into the truth, China tries pig lungs in humans, a JetBlue passenger moons the world, and somewhere in Scotland men climb a greasy pole. This is what happens when journalism gives up.
B Block — Rex the Fraudulent Guest A fake professor sneaks past the booker (again), Rex unveils his “genius” game show Wrong Answer Jeopard-ish, and the crew discovers that stupidity is now a currency.
That’s 14 solid ones — big enough for reach, tight enough to be consistent. Then you tack on your episode-specific hashtags (like #TaylorSwift, #CardiB, #JetBlueMoon, #VictoryPeak, etc.) to juice discovery each week.
👉 Want me to also prep a Twitter/X-optimized block (shorter, more trend-driven) so you’ve got one click-and-go set for each platform?
🎤 Personality / Host Tags🔥 Tone / Audience Fit TagsYou said:Yes, build a basic block for the show and we can add some in the descriptions each week like we have beenChatGPT said:📌 Default TMVP Hashtag BlockDo you like this personality?
A Block — Death, Drama & Divas Mountains chew up climbers and helicopters alike, Taylor Swift scores a diamond ring, and Cardi B turns the courtroom into UFC. Oh—and Britney Spears is still dancing in poop. Welcome to the apocalypse, but make it glittery.#TheMediaVirusPodcast #VictoryPeak #TaylorAndTravis #CardiB #BritneySpears #CelebritySlime
The Reverend, Professor Mike Litoris goes deep (too deep) into: 🥊 Vulvas under attack (rope climbs, bikes, tight underwear—oh my) 🇬🇧 Half of UK women not knowing how many holes they have (yikes) 🤯 ChatGPT almost convincing a man to jump off a roof 🧸 Pop Mart turning creepy toys into a billion-dollar empire ☀️ Triple H & Stephanie McMahon spotted soaking up sun in Mykonos before Clash in Paris