🅱️ B BLOCK: “CHRISTOPHER PERRY: Chokeholds, Conspiracies, & The Mic Drop”
Description: Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu black belt, MMA commentator, and podcasting beast Christopher Perry steps into the TMVP dojo to talk discipline, weird guests, simulation theory, and the unfiltered truth about podcasting longevity. This high-energy, brutally honest interview rolls hard—and the dude sticks around for C Block because he’s that badass.
🅰️ A BLOCK: “Walmart WrestleMania & The Cloutocalypse”
Description: From taser-happy Walmart throwdowns to influencers taking a dip in literal crap—this block explodes with viral chaos, corporate recalls, and a healthy dose of snark. Matty Rockdef drops jaws with tales of public meltdowns, exploding water bottles, and a Caesar wrap that launched a thousand carbon crimes.
☕ Rise & Rant: Immigration, Media & Mastering the Mic with Andy J. Semotiuk
It takes a hell of a guest to drag The Media Virus Infection Team out of bed before noon—and that guest is Andy J. Semotiuk. A United Nations correspondent, Forbes columnist, TV producer, and immigration lawyer who’s helped over 10,000 people cross borders legally, Andy showed up with insight, stories, and clarity about the chaos that is modern immigration.
From the realities of U.S. and Canadian policy, to the myth of “buying your way in,” to what it means to be a Distinguished Toastmaster (spoiler: it’s not about bread), this conversation hits with brains, heart, and just enough of that TMVP flavor to keep it spicy.
Whether you're an immigrant, investor, or just someone who’s been screaming into government forms at 3AM—we’ve got something for you.
Special Morning Edition Recorded at the ungodly hour of 9AM. No pants were worn in the making of this episode.
😈 C BLOCK — “Scams, Scandals & the Sexy Apocalypse”
Description: C Block’s on fire and you’re already watching it burn. We’re swinging into weird with sex scams, demon sex, foot fetish preachers, AI porn revenge, and the Miami Rolex Ripper. Oh, and one woman bit off her boyfriend’s ear and blamed it on Satan. Because of course she did. Plus, cops gone rogue, lawmakers breaking and entering, and a McManager capping a mom over garbage duty.
Snappy Titles:
“OnlyFans Felony: It’s a (Fake) Girl!”
“Thou Shalt Not Crush Grapes for Cash (While Quoting Psalms)”
“The Rolex Ripper Strikes Again!”
“McManager Shoots Over Trash—Would You Like Lead With That?”
🧠 B BLOCK — “Botana, Brains & the System You Never Heard Of”
Description: We roll up something educational with Botana Organics' own Jesse Genefta. He’s here to break down the Endocannabinoid System—the invisible puppet master of your body’s mood, pain, stress, sleep, and sanity. From trauma to tinctures, CBD to lifestyle hacks, we’re talking wellness without the patchouli-scented snake oil. This isn’t stoner science—it’s biology your doctor forgot to mention.
Snappy Titles:
“ECS 101: You’re Wired for Weed, Even If You’re a Narc”
“The Missing Piece in Modern Medicine Might Be in Your Gummy”
“From Crazy to Chill—Why Your Body’s Basically a Bong”
🎙️ A BLOCK — “Earholes On Fire & Reality Check Roulette”
Description: We kick things off with media mayhem, musical mayhem, and literal mayhem. Malcolm-Jamal Warner might be dead. Or not. Ozzy Osbourne definitely is, and he had the decency to die on schedule. Florida Woman continues to prove she’s the state’s final boss. Then Riki Rockdef reluctantly brings the tea in her chaotic Reality Roundup—where generational trauma, $1K phones, and Bravo tax drama collide.
Snappy Titles:
“Malcolm-Jamal Warner Dead? We Don’t F***in’ Know”
“Ozzy Bites the Bat, the Dust, and Our A Block Deadline”
“Florida Woman Goes Full Demon—Ears Will Be Bitten”
🎉 Sam Brown: Kickflips, Sketch Comedy & The Art of Pushing Boundaries In this The Media Virus Podcast exclusive, we welcome Sam Brown, co-founder of The Whitest Kids U’ Know, for a hilarious and insightful conversation on comedy, creativity, and chasing your passions—even if it means breaking your elbow trying to land a kickflip. Sam shares stories of his public access origins in Sandwich, Massachusetts, creating viral sketches, and launching Sam Brown University TV—a new podcast pairing comedians with academics and experts. We dig into the art of writing edgy comedy responsibly, learning from your audience, and why the straight man in comedy deserves more love. If you’re a fan of sketch comedy, DIY creativity, and conversations that blend humor with real talk, this is for you. https://ift.tt/vUn6keZ
🎙 Title: “Sharks, Porn Laws, and the Cow That Sank” 📝 Description: The C Block gets aggressively weird. Matty rants about kids who can’t handle their edibles, and Big Daddy drops science disappointment over a cow carcass tossed into the South China Sea. Then we dive headfirst into the Pornocalypse: Texas bans Pornhub, Japan sues over AI deepfakes, a sexbot brothel opens in Nevada, and Disney gets an OnlyFans ban it didn’t ask for. If you’ve ever wondered what happens when tech, sex, and stupidity collide—this is your segment.
🎙 Title: “Sam Brown: The Sketch, The Myth, The Mars Man” 📝 Description: Buckle up, Virus Nation! Comedy royalty Sam Brown of The Whitest Kids U’ Know lands in the B Block to break down the rise of WKUK, the madness behind their sketches, and the dark genius of The Civil War on Drugs. From dorm room chaos to national TV, Sam gives us a wild peek into the evolution of absurdist comedy, the growing pains of fame, and his new project Mars. It’s deep. It’s hilarious. It’s everything WKUK fans hoped for—and a few things they should probably fear.
🎙 Title: “When Pants Attack: Celebrities Gone Wild & AI Gets Weirder” 📝 Description: Matty Rockdef and Professor Mike LiToris kick off TMVP 244 with news that’ll tighten your waistband and scramble your brain. Suki Waterhouse’s fashion nearly commits homicide, Blake Lively dodges paparazzi like a legal ninja, and Bruno Mars jokes about $50 million in debt while stealing stages with K-pop queens. Then PML drops an AI report spicier than Elon’s X posts—robot chefs, Tesla co-pilots, and a rock band that doesn’t need sleep… or feelings. Toss in exploding water bottles and eggs that save your memory, and you’ve got a full-blown circus.
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