Category: PML’s Research

WE’RE SELLING OUT! TMVP Announces Its Bold New Micro-Sponsorship Strategy
October 19, 2026
WE’RE SELLING OUT! TMVP Announces Its Bold New Micro-Sponsorship Strategy
BYTE REYNOLDS: ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE, HUMAN STUPIDITY, AND THE COMING APOCALYPSE
October 13, 2026
An Interview with The Media Virus Podcast Network’s Chief Digital Officer By Rev. Prof. Mike LiToris There are plenty of people out there talking about artificial intelligence. Fewer have actually invited one into the room, given it a job, introduced it to a dysfunctional team of professional smartasses, and started teaching it how to fit…
Rev. Prof. Mike LiToris as “Head Injury Guy”
July 20, 2026
So, I usually talk shit on your locker room and bathroom mirror selfies, but here I am, a moment after I was wrapped on an industrial shoot, because this selfie was the last stop that “Head Injury Guy” made before I washed him right out of my hair and off my face. Always a pleasure…
The Cycles that Matter…
July 14, 2026
Every breath of air and every sip of water on the planet is the same air and water cycling since Earth came together to race around the sun. So, that means that every breath of air and sip of water that ever passed you lips has also been squeezed through buttholes, lots of buttholes… Happy…
**THE APOCALYPSE HAS A REGULATORY PAPERTRAIL**
July 14, 2026
**THE APOCALYPSE HAS A REGULATORY PAPERTRAIL**
PSA: Fireworks Safety
July 4, 2026
At this time when we are all drinking and smoking and playing with explosives and incindiaries to show our patriotism, please take a moment to read, digest, and fully understand this warning.
The Science of Avoiding Stupid People (Without Becoming One Yourself)
June 29, 2026
Professor Mike LiToris explores the science of dealing with stupid people, emotional intelligence, toxic personalities, and protecting your peace—with plenty of Media Virus humor.
I am admittedly, a fixer…
June 22, 2026
I’ve known this about myself for a long time. It’s not a secret… I was born into it, my Dad was a fixer, his Dad before him a legendary fixer… If you could harness our collective knowledge and abilities, you could fix anything in the past 100 years… Anything. As confusing as this may seem,…
The Hydro-Acoustic Lifecycle of Sub-Aquatic Flatulence.
June 9, 2026
## The Science of the “Bloop”: Breaking Down the Hydro-Acoustic Lifecycle of Sub-Aquatic FlatulencePool season is officially here, which means it’s time to trade the lab coats for swim trunks and dive deep into some hard-hitting, critical fluid dynamics. In the latest edition of *Lab Notes*, Professor Mike Litoris and the crew break down a…
Psychology says people who narrate what they’re doing out loud while they do it aren’t scattered, they’re using speech to keep the brain on a single track, and the narration is what’s holding their focus together
June 8, 2026
Yes, yes, a thousand times yes. Wow, I feel so seen and heard, and I’m saying this out loud as I type it. Well, kind of. I’m saying it out loud, but I’ve got this awesome little app that’s helping me to make it type, which is called Wispr Flow, and wow, it’s awesome. I…