In a World Where So Many People…

In a World Where So Many People… claim to eat ass, one might think that we would hear the word “anallingus” a lot more than we do…  You know like when the All-Stars start showing up at the ED on Friday and Saturday night with some ATM related malady.

THAT, could be anything…  e.Coli, cholera, C.diff, Ebola, or hepatitis in multiple alphabetical variants…  Stained teeth, strained tongue, asphixia as a result of being pinned within the gludial cleft… Not to mention all of the clumsy injuries to unassuming recipients of attention to their “o” ring and the people who stomped on the proverbial accelerator with someone that hadn’t backed out of the parking spot…

Anyway, I really feel like with all the “I Eat Ass” People and all that stuff that could go wrong that anallingus would be more prevalent in the lexicon.

Who are these proud Ass lickers anyway? I mean, I’m not ashamed that in the heat of the moment I may have tickled a chocolate starfish while overzealously working an adjacent Erogenous zones, but it’s not a bullet point on my resume.

Is a lack of butt stuff a huge deal breaker?  It’s where the poop comes out. That alone is a bit of a put off for me.

PML~