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Isn’t it Ironic, Don’t You Think?!🎼🎵🎶
While charging my wife’s medical alert necklace, Lola saw fit to knock it from the table where it was to the floor, and then it had fallen. In an ironic… Read more.
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In a World Where So Many People…
In a World Where So Many People… claim to eat ass, one might think that we would hear the word “anallingus” a lot more than we do… You know like… Read more.
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The Ultimate F-You: Why Galileo’s Middle Finger is Science’s Only Holy Relic
How a team of 18th-century nerds with a knife turned a heretic’s bone into a permanent insult to the Vatican. Read more.
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The Left Ear–Anal Nexus: A Deep Dive Into The Body’s Most Misunderstood Corridor
New evidence suggests the left ear and the anus are engaged in a rich, ongoing conversation — and we have been ignoring it for centuries. Read more.
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Eyebrows: Humanity’s Most Underrated Operating System
There are two kinds of people in this world:People who have never once thought about their eyebrows……and people who just realized, mid-scroll, that they’ve been carrying two tiny, expressive caterpillars… Read more.
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Support Big Daddy Stanley McFadden’s Facial Hair Exploration!
This is a call for everyone to show support for Big Daddy Stanley McFadden to shave his face pubes into a General Burnside style, connected sideburns and mustache… Comment below… Read more.

