C Block serves up a full platter of Thanksgiving filth as TMVP unleashes a new lineup of M-F replacements that no normal family gathering could survive. From Mashed-Potato Fondlers to Miracle-Whip Fanatics, this block is festive profanity at its finest.
Then we dive into a series of deranged Thanksgiving “Would You Rather?” questions before Big Daddy Stanly McFadden weighs in on the Festival of Exploding Hammers in Mexico. Yes — exploding hammers. Yes — it’s real. Yes — it’s absolutely TMVP material.
The Magically Flatulating C Block remains undefeated.
B Block starts right at Riki’s Bravo cliffhanger — a Thanksgiving meltdown only Bravo fans can deliver. From family feuds to table-flipping energy, she sets the tone perfectly before TMVP shifts from reality TV chaos to cosmic nonsense.
NASA finally revealed fresh data on interstellar visitor 3I/ATLAS, confirming it’s a comet while the internet screams “ALIENS!” Meanwhile, Avi Loeb logs back on to pitch the idea of mini-probes, baby drones, and whatever else keeps astronomers awake at night. Matty and Mike break down the science, the speculation, and the spiraling.
A perfect blend of Bravo drama and space drama. Classic TMVP.
A Block comes in boiling hot as Campbell’s Soup steps on every possible rake. Matty, Mike, and Riki break down the lawsuit, the leaked recording, and the executive who called their own products “food for poor people.” Add in some alleged racism and a cybersecurity guy who forgot that phones exist, and you’ve got pure TMVP energy.
Then we roll into holiday chaos, Nevada family fights, and Thanksgiving-level stupidity. Corporate meltdowns, domestic throwdowns, and Matty’s childhood soup trauma all collide here. This block is loud, messy, and gloriously combustible.
Time for the mustard-farting chaos of the C Block. We jump into another round of “Is Pete Smarter Than a Box of Rocks?” — the only game show where the sentient being is the underdog. Pete flops, the rocks remain undefeated. Then we dive into the Trump/Clinton presidential BJ scandal with fully bipartisan filth before finishing with the clue sheet for next week’s Mad Libs meltdown. This is the part of the show HR would object to… if TMVP had HR. Hashtags: #TMVP #MediaVirusPodcast #CBlock #BoxOfRocks #PeteVsRocks #TrumpScandal #ClintonRumor #Blowjobgate #PoliticalComedy #MadLibsChaos #ComedyPodcast #MattyRockdef #MikeLitoris
The crew breaks down the Matilda Effect — history’s long, proud tradition of men taking full credit for women’s scientific discoveries. We dive into the cases of Rosalind Franklin, Lise Meitner, Jocelyn Bell Burnell, the ENIAC programmers, Mary Anning, and more. Equal parts brutal truth and TMVP’s signature sarcasm, this segment exposes the systemic credit-stealing, erasure, and academic BS baked into the history of science. Hashtags: #TMVP #MediaVirusPodcast #MatildaEffect #WomenInScience #ScientificHistory #NobelSnubs #RosalindFranklin #LiseMeitner #JocelynBellBurnell #ENIAC #MaryAnning #ScienceComedy #FeministHistory #BBlock
Matty kicks off the show with a Planet Fitness locker room violation so severe it should’ve come with a trigger warning and a clergy member. From there we slide directly into the chaotic saga of Olivia Henderson — the DoorDash driver who filmed a naked customer in his own home and somehow claimed she was the victim. Then we blast off for the 3I/ATLAS roundup: the dramatic, possibly sentient, interstellar diva making scientists fight like BravoCon cast members. Nudity, felonies, astrophysics beef — peak TMVP energy. Hashtags: #TMVP #MediaVirusPodcast #PlanetFitnessFail #LockerRoomHorror #DoorDashDrama #OliviaHenderson #UnlawfulSurveillance #FelonyTikTok #3IATLAS #SpaceWeirdness #AviLoeb #ComedyPodcast #MattyRockdef #MikeLitoris
Description: With Pete missing in action, TMVP throws out the playbook and goes full chaos mode. Big Daddy joins Matty and the Rev. Prof. Mike LiToris for a freeform C Block that starts with a deep dive into a new study claiming “mathematics proves the universe isn’t a simulation.” Naturally, the crew tears it apart — arguing that if the universe were simulated, this is exactly the kind of peer-reviewed gaslighting it would produce. From Gödel to quantum weirdness to Big Daddy’s personal guarantee that “the code is glitching,” the segment swerves between philosophy, paranoia, and punchlines. A loose, unhinged, mustard-farting C Block — exactly the way the simulation intended.
Matty and Mike break down Congress’s latest attempt at legislative self-sabotage: a cannabinoid cap bill so restrictive it could turn CBD lotion into contraband. The boys call out lobbyists, bad science, and the breathtaking ability of lawmakers to fix what isn’t broken while ignoring everything that is. It’s part civic lesson, part righteous rant, and part stoner sermon — complete with a call to action for listeners to contact their reps before half the wellness industry gets nuked. A classic TMVP mix of fury, facts, and baked sarcasm.
Description: This week on TMVP, Matty Rockdef, The Rev. Prof. Mike LiToris, and Riki Rockdef take a guided tour through America's most reliable content generator: Florida. A drunk poultry expert turns a debate about egg counts into a live-fire demonstration, a pantsless fugitive chooses a porta potty as his fortress of solitude, and a wild boar smashes into someone’s living room like a hog-shaped SWAT team. Plus: sign-stealing wannabe criminals, a blind pigeon who just wants out, and Riki’s Thanksgiving-themed ramen roulette featuring “Turkey Dinner” and “Pumpkin Pie” soup cups from hell. Then the team dives into Miss Universe scandals, #MomTok soft swingers, clock-less reality shows, and the internet taking DWTS drama way too seriously.
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